Contest: A Tale of Tengku Puteri And Puan Kutu

Tangan gatal nak menulis ni. Seronok pulak tengok orang join contest vogue tu. Kontes apa? Ni ha. Jengjengjeng.

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Disebabkan ni first time masuk contest. Rasa tak sedap hati pulak, 

Evil me said : Ehem ehem, yo Mr Doctor, go home la, cermin la muka you tu, dah la tak hensem, budget gila nak buat cerita dongeng prince-princess ni.

Good me said : Masuk ja, be a man. Face it bravely. Kalau menang hadiah makeup kasi kat mak. Anak yang baik kan?( *_____*)

Orang kata tak kenal maka tak CINTA. Jom kita tengok calon-calon Miss Universe 2012. Muahaha. Over kau, sebut je la main characters. Duhh. Anyway, our contestants are :

(jengjengjeng ~bunyi trumpet~)

Name : Puan Kutu

Age : Secret

Appearance : Cantik molek segak bergaya cun lawa lagi gorgeus >> Bukan bodek ya. Ekekeke

Personality : Nak tau kenapa Puan Kutu berpurdah? Baca sampai habis ye.

Name : Tengku Puteri

Age : 23 years old

Appearance : Cute comel danty wonderful beautyful pretty >> Once again, bukan bodek. ~teee

Personality : Nak tau kenapa rambut Tengku Puteri camtu? Jangan tekan pangkah lagi tau.

Name : Mr Doctor

Age : duaratustigabelaspuluhenam tahun

Appearance : Persis Brad Pitt

Personality : Nak tau kenapa muka Mr Doctor hijau camtu? Well, start reading!

With the magical hands of Mr Doctor, presenting you, WEIRD LOVE STORY,

                The Kingdom of Never-Ever-Exist had lost their royal princess since the night she was born. And why was that; the curse of the magnificent witch, Puan Kutu. She was envy with the Queen coz the Queen had took her love away, which is for sure, the King. Actually, the king rejected her because she is 20 years old younger (*____*). ~Bawah umur tu. Adooyai. (Kacau feeling la ko Mr Doctor). ~Tapi kan kalau tak kawin lagi lagumana buleh jadi PUAN Kutu kan. (Ok, shadapp u and follow the storyline) So anyway, to crush their happiness, Puan Kutu took the child away and locked her on a scyscrapper tower of Shell in the middle of Nowhere.

               It had been years till her 23rd birthday. The princess grew up briliantly with a very pleasure looking face. She was named Tengku Puteri. Kenapa Puteri? Suka hati mak bapak dia la nak bagi nama tu. Jangan nyebok hal orang tua. Sign.~~ On a breezy morning, every single creatures in the Nowhere like rabbits, dears and even lions wore their headphones to as the singing of the princess almost menghancurkan kepala hotak diorang.

                “Jadi rintik, rintik hujan, menciptakan, awan yang terpiluuuuuuuuu” Tengku Puteri sang like a toad. (Even the toads claimed that their singing were enambelasratuslima kali lebih merdu)

                “Oh, honey, stop singing would you, Mummy nak berak pun susah ni. Your voice has make our house like Earthquake. Susah Mummy nak target kat toilet cangkung ni. (Eeewww). Here have a Fishermen’s Friend so that you’re lozeng lebih kuat.” Puan Kutu spoke desperately.

                “Thank you mother”. That’s what she thought who Puan Kutu is. But she always weird, how can her mother is so young, beautiful, gorgeous like her (dengar tu Puan Kutu. Ekekeke). Feeling different after eating the candy she sang again.  (Everybody ready?)

“ Ehem ehem, kita berkenalan hanya dalam laman muka buku, kau hantar pesanan agar aku terima kamu ooooooooo”

                A beautiful voice spread through the air and heard by the Prince Charming which is super handsome, Mr Doctor.(Puji diri, hehehe). Without hesitation, he rode his pink pony looking for the voice. On the spur of time, he reached the tower just a second before the girl stop singing. With a voice like Jostoine Bibiaq, he sang, wishing she would be heard.

                 “Baby, baby, baby,oooo, baby, baby, oooo, Thought your always been mine. I know you love me. Bla bla bla”

                Tengku Puteri burst with happiness when she looked out of the window. She had never seen a man before. It was a good chance for her as Puan Kutu is in her room, baru lepas ‘melabur’, dok set rambut la tu, (that’s what the princess thought). To make it more complicated, the tower has no stairs. The Princess released her  hair from the top of the tower (ala-ala Repunzel gitu) so that the prince could climb it. 

                Three minutes full of pain; like the head was going to split up, the prince reached the top. And the the first words bursting over his mouth was; “Peeewweeeww,stinky hair, bau longkang lagi wangi. Blueeksss!”  his breakfast came out from his mouth. Puan Kutu was so shocked to hear a man’s voice. She scared, starting to act like crazy. She scared that the man came from the royal palace. All of a sudden, her hair was on fire caused by the overheating of the hairdryer. After guling-guling for a moment in her room, the fire went out. Moving hesitately, she slipped and felt on the floor, her nose was bleeding. Damn.  It was a day which everything had gone wrong. She pulled the curtain and wrapped it over his head. A handkerchief was used to cover her nose. Only her eyes were seen. She went out of her room.

                Puan Kutu’s eyes contacted directly with Mr Doctor’s eyes. They stunned. Suddenly the doctor closed his eyes. “ Astaghfirullahalazim, kurang pahala puasa aku, zina mata ni!” he said loudly. But his heart was grabbed. So he continued his words. “Coz you’re amazing, just the way you are, I think I wanna marry you. Dah lama cek cari wanita muslimah sejati macam hang. Pakai tudung, pakai purdah lagi. Jom kawen.” Mr Doctor’s face turned red cause dia malu-malu. “Why pulak hang tak amik anak aku? Kan dia lagi vogue?” Puan Kutu asked curiously but of course, she was elated. “Nenek kau! Takmau aih cek, rambut busuk, kembang cam Kak Limah je pon. Ada hati nyanyi lagu artist peberet aku, Lady Nganga. Baik aku amik hang. Hang Puan Kutu pemilik blog peberet aku tu kan. huhuhu” . (Ekceli blog Tengku Puteri pun bess gak tapi tak tau camana nak puji lam cerita ni. ekekeke)>>tak habis-habis membodek

                Puan Kutu felt best gilagila. Dah boleh guess kan ending camna? Tak payah cerita dah kot. Nak jugak? Ok la, finally Puan Kutu got married with the superhandsomegila prince and she could manage to forget about his ex-boyfriend, the King. At last, she send Tengku Puteri back to her family and they lived happily ever after.

Uhuk uhuk uhuk, cerita merapu meraban tahap gaban dah ni. Baik stop dulu. Hikhikhik. Papepon, Hepi ending kan? Err, suami Puan Kutu, gurau je ek, Takda skandal pon antara saya ngan Puan Kutu. Tengku Puteri pulak, jangan marah pulak ye. Patutnya sambung cerita sikit lagi kan untuk Tengku Puteri kasi hepi ending sikit.

                Tengku Puteri got back to her castle, did some rebonding and hair wash, but she could not manage to repair her hair as shampoo Sunsilk damage repair was not invented yet by Dr Yuko Yamashita, Tom Taw dan ape kejadah lagi taktau nama depa. Only the terrible smell had been gone. So she decided to menyahut seruan Ilahi untuk bertudung. Soon, a handsome man, (kurang handsome sikit pada Mr Doctor) came to her Istana Cinta and take her as his wife tied with the bond of love. His name is... tadaa, Orlando Bloom, follower die-hard-fan blog Tengku Puteri  ^____^

                <the real end> (Clap, Clap, Clap)

This super fun contest dianjurkan oleh PUAN KUTU dan TENGKU PUTERI dengan hadiah super vogue ditaja oleh TETIKUSROSAK.NET. Tak harap menang pun. Kalu terpilih alhamdulillah.